Why I Don't Like Going to the Beach

I'm kind of an outdoor person myself, but I really don't like going to the beach. It's only with well known friends that I'm convinced to go.

Number One: The Bathroom

The Bad: I need to go to the bathroom more times than usual for some reason.
The Worse: The bathroom feels like a million miles away from where we are on the beach, and after eating, walking all the way over there gives stomach cramps and also, the sand makes it a lot slower and harder to walk.

Number Two: The Sand
The Bad: When it's super hot, the sand burns your feet like putting your hand on an oven that's been burning on it's highest for 10 minutes.
The Worse: When your trying to get somewhere far, your feet will be scorched.

Number Three: The Water
The Bad: Getting in the water- it's like ice at first.
The Worse: Walking on the sand and wearing Crocs- Sand flows in and mixes with the water and soon it's like walking on needles.